Everything in this post is magical. How totally freaking rad is that dinosaur "Diner-saur" sign? My bestie from high school Nicole just opened an Etsy store called Jelly Bird Signs where you can order her custom-made signs. I just told her what I wanted it to say, and less than a week later this showed up in my mail! She added such perfect little nuances. I mean: a sauropod in a chef hat?! SHUT UP. Holding a rolling pin with his tail!?
Can't you just imagine him rolling stuff out in the kitchen with his tail while he flips pancakes with his giant dinosaur hands? I mean, COME ON. And then he dings the bell and says "order up!" in dinosaur, but to you it sounds like "RAWR!!" because you don't speak dinosaur. (Actually, sauropod anatomy suggests that they could only hiss, so to you it would sound like "SSSSSSSS!!")
If you want one or if you think you might want one in the future, you should definitely like Jelly Bird on Facebook, too. If you just tell her what you want your sign to say, she has the most perfect design sense, she'll make it look like a unicorn rubbed itself all over a vintage sign that was then blessed by a magical glittery cupcake fairy who farts shooting stars.
Also, toes, dinosaurs, and awesome cake making at Whipped Bakeshop.