Last weekend I went to the Granite Run Mall in Media, PA to check out Dino Don's Dinosaurium. (The roses and crabs have nothing to do with that trip, but they help to encompass the general mood of my life right now, so they are here, too.)
There's only one thing I can say about the Granite Run Mall: consider not going there. Yes, there are dinosaurs... there's even a pretty decent comic book store... but even with all that, it's not quite enough to overcome the pure despair that is the Granite Run Mall. If you do go, don't say I didn't warn you.