Chinchilla Seeks Dinosaur

When it comes to content, I feel that I deliver quality pretty consistently on this blog. But there is one fact that I can't deny: the internet is made of cats. Not only is it made of cats, it's hungry for more cats. And that's the one thing I can't feed it because I don't have cats.

Had I known in my younger years how essential cats would be to success, I would have invested more heavily. Instead, I bought chinchillas. The internet isn't made of chinchillas. In fact, I'll bet that some of you are wondering what a chinchilla is. It's like a grapefruit-sized (and grapefruit-shaped) ball of grumpy fuzzy cuteness.

So, because I can't give you the cats you deserve and crave so intensely, here is some chinchilla-dinosaur porn (it'll be interesting to see if I get any traffic from people Googling "chinchilla-dinosaur porn.")
C'mon... my chinchilla is making out with a dinosaur....

9 comments:

grandmastatus said...

♥ chinchilla! ♥

Kenneth Finnegan said...

D'aaaawwwww.

Amber said...

D'aww so adorable!

xo Amber P.

Sarah Rooftops said...

Awwwwwwwww!

Keep posting chinchilla photos; next year, when the chinchilla craze rolls around, you'll be SO ahead of the game.

Robert Wilson said...

Great...now I got to google "chinchilla-dinosaur porn."

David Tana said...

The day you do decide to start investing in cats, let me know. I have several shares.

Shannon Collins said...

um. we obviously need to be real life friends. proof:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/youwannatalkjive/5416073947/in/set-72157594426866802/

<3

Philly Art Girl said...

Holy chinchillas, we totally do. That's amazing.

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