When it comes to content, I feel that I deliver quality pretty consistently on this blog. But there is one fact that I can't deny: the internet is made of cats. Not only is it made of cats, it's hungry for more cats. And that's the one thing I can't feed it because I don't have cats.
Had I known in my younger years how essential cats would be to success, I would have invested more heavily. Instead, I bought chinchillas. The internet isn't made of chinchillas. In fact, I'll bet that some of you are wondering what a chinchilla is. It's like a grapefruit-sized (and grapefruit-shaped) ball of grumpy fuzzy cuteness.
So, because I can't give you the cats you deserve and crave so intensely, here is some chinchilla-dinosaur porn (it'll be interesting to see if I get any traffic from people Googling "chinchilla-dinosaur porn.")
C'mon... my chinchilla is making out with a dinosaur....