♫There must have been some magic in that old mustache they found,♫
For when they put it on his face,
He began to make eggs and bacon!
♪Swanson the Plushman, ♪
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could whittle canoes,
♫Just the same as you and me.♫
Someone needs to publish that sheet music ASAP. This post practically wrote itself. I made this for my sister as a Christmas gift. It went over pretty well (after all, we share the same blood; we share the Swanson gene).
You'll notice in the last picture here that the sewing created an accidental yet appropriately sized bulge.
7 comments:
I'm freaking out right now.
It's okay; you're doing the right thing. I recommend breathing into a paper bag.
I see no bacon... Oh, you ate the bacon, didn't you? Admit it!
Of course I ate it. Bacon doesn't stay in my house; it is bought and eaten.
how do i get a swanson plush!
uhgoodgawd woman, YOU are amazing! i was doing the internet adventure-style and landed on your site-- I am SO GLAD i did! CAN I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU?! Okay, but srsly, is it possible to order one of these ron swanson plush-babes from you? let me know!
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