♫There must have been some magic in that old mustache they found,♫
For when they put it on his face,
He began to make eggs and bacon!
♪Swanson the Plushman, ♪
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could whittle canoes,
♫Just the same as you and me.♫
Someone needs to publish that sheet music ASAP. This post practically wrote itself. I made this for my sister as a Christmas gift. It went over pretty well (after all, we share the same blood; we share the Swanson gene).